So listen, we’re down with (weird) science. We’re bringin’ it, but don’tcha just wanna know how it #makesyoufeel? Yeah. Alright, so here’s the deal:

Just gonna sample the goods and tell you about it. Promising to keep it real AND entertaining. It’s gotten so corporate out here in the industry, and we just wanna have fun & stay chill.

“I’ve got an open mind, so why don’tcha all get inside?!”

~ Beastie Boys

Welcome to MY HOUSE!

You’ve definitely entered a smoking section.

WHAT’CHA SMOKIN’?

Being a heavy smoker, indica is typically preferred. That said, there’s nothing like a powerful sativa to wake up the morning. Tending to lean on the hybrids for sanity & serenity in the day-to-day. What’s your strain, what lineage do you like? Click below to see what we’ve sampled here at BlurtSmirk to get some insight on your next transaction.

What’chur Your Strain?

MY HOUSE

MY MOUTH

Real Reviews Homegrown in the D

(That’s Detroit if ya don’t know Whaddup Doe?!)

Taste Tested

One Strain at a Time

(Mostly, sorta, kinda. Depends on the bag. Sometimes we mix it up.)

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Alright, these dispos got me like a kid in a candy store! I like to research my strains, so I figure you probably do too. Here’s the thing, most of what’s online is just borrowed from the grower or the seller, or from some other site & everybody’s passin’ around the schwag in terms of good shit/bad shit. I always say, the way to my heart is through my lungs, or maybe my stomach - but don’t B.S. me.

In order to help my fellow stoners, I decided to create my own brand of BS. Welcome to BlurtSmirk, if it’s on this site, it’s passed the sniff test! Member Perks Coming Soon.

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BlurtSmirk

Always advocating for the legal use of herb through scholarly research, inclusive business practices, and the lobbying of government agencies to make positive change in the industry. Proudly witnessing the progressive impact we have had on the recreational & medical use around the GLOBE!

Just a bunch of smokers making the world a better place, one strain at a time.