Ape Hanger

Feelin’ these ape strains in our DNA, yo. And since we’re getting into the metaphysical - great for back pain. I mean - snap, crackle, pop. Definitely a plus. Typically I would recommend an ice cream or gelato strain for pain, but I’m thinking it’s the ape doctor on duty today. They usually say something like “take two and call me in the morning”, I’ll be honest - it took me three, and oh did I cough that last one. Hello.

Alright, so these limey green buds & nugs hit pretty smoothly. A hint of citrus, like a faraway tangerine hitting your tongue, a little clementine somethin’ with an earthy exhale. Ooh, there’s that cough again. Currently expanding in lungs. Hold up, take a sip.

Where was I? Yeah, so nice buzz. Came on with a giggle and a mini facegasm, like foreplay. That brought on a little burst of motivation, but indecision set in with a side of procrastination, to feel the effects… And then BAM! Clarity, focus, let’s get it. If you can hang, we really enjoyed Ape Hanger. Want some, get some. Highly recommend.

Candela/Bloom City

23.68/.07 50/50

Grape Ape x Unknown Hyprid (Don’tcha just love a good mystery? FOMO)